Say it with me loud and proud.
"I (name/pornstar name here) have made myself look ridiculous.
I have opened myself to scorn and shame.
I have invited criticism of my appearance, breeding, intellect, and lifestyle.
I have done all of this on purpose.
I am a man with a moustache, and so I shall remain (at least until March 30th).
I shall bear my hairsuite burden with nothing to support me except for
my brother's-in-stach, a sweet sweet beer, and perhaps some roasted meat."
Stand tall, proud, and bristly. God be with Stache.
Y'all had me at "Hey, there. I'm Jesse."
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First time grower, long time dreamer.
wow. Neal, you better have some talk to back up that walk.
Justice Holmes-Your 'stache has changed our world for the better
I think even a nude Burt would let this true 'stache artÃste paint him
"Let's see who's racin' today"
One week of not waxing can do wonders in March.
Who wouldn't be that happy?
"Pick that soap up, boy."
This sign is ambiguous...
"School sucked. Get me a damn beer."
Is it me, or are these 'staches friggin' glowing?
High life, indeed.
You MUST be this tall to ride. Sorry, it's a liability thing.
2 comments:
Amen.
right on brother.
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